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Monday, December 31, 2007

How To Know You Are At A Bad Bikers New Year’s Eve Party.



Published by Cyril Huze December 30th, 2007 in Editorial.

You know that you are at a bad bikers new year’s eve party if.

1 - To give it a Times Square feel, everyone is groped, fondled and pick-pocketed.
2 - The ‘Party Hats look suspiciously like stolen traffic cones.
3 - There’ is a "Happy 2000" sticker on the bag of shrimps you’ve been eating all night.
4 - Prison regulations require lights out at 10:00 pm.
5 - The guests have decided to start the countdown at 10,000.
6 - The ‘Champagne tastes suspiciously like apple juice mixed with Alka Seltzer.
7 - It’s January 6th.

Happy New Year To All.



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